Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
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I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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