I think I just saw someone hide a body.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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