hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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