IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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