so explain again why im purple
no
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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