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If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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