Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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