You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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