grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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