no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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