I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Randomize
