plz talk dirty to me
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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