I don't think brook has ever known best
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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