it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Randomize
