Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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