So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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