I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Randomize
