Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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