Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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