How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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