I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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