the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
This is the high leading the old right now
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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