Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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