wrigley field is MILF paradise
Sponge bath it is.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
