she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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