I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
just tell him i said nine months
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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