well you can't waste a boner
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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