do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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