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oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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