hell yes lets make some ravioli
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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