fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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