You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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