So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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