If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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