You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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