Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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