i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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