Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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