I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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