redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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