you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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