What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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