The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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