so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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