Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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