she woke up with a sticky ear
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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