I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
this boner is exhausting
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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