When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
