one might say we're banned from that church
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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