I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
he fucked my hip out of place.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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